1. Do these apply if you're just waiting for a sort-of certain job?

    s4xton: Now 50% More Unemployed!

    dpstyles:

    […] I made these back in 2001 when I got laid off for the first time and found myself with all the time in the world on my hands:

    1. Leave your apt before noon every day.
    2. Exercise every day (works well with #1)
    3. No drinking before 5pm.
    4. No watching TV / no reading blogs wasting time on blogs before 5pm (except during lunch).
    5. No taking taxis.
    6. No eating meals when drunk.

    I’m only 40% more unemployed but I think the rules still apply.

    1 year ago